i wanna tell you a story. ain't got no characters in it but me. i wanna sing you a sad song. most of it i don't expect you to believe. it starts off just the whiskey and wine, miles of travel and some real good times. but it ends in a dark corridor, and there ain't no windows and there ain't no doors.
Nah: So, where are we headed today, Brady? Brady: "We" aren't headed anywhere. Were you really planning on following me around all day again? Nah: Well, of course! Brady: You don't think that's going a little far? Already told ya I release you from any debt you think you owe and all that malarkey. Nah: Don't be silly. That's not why at all! It's only natural we should be together. We're a couple. Brady: A couple of what? ...Er, and since when? Nah: Well, we spend all this time together, but you say we're not siblings. Brady: 'Cause we ain't! And what kind of crazy jump gets ya from there to being "a couple"?! Nah: Haven't you felt all the envious looks around camp? The others can't help but long for the sort of passion we share! Brady: Gah! IS that why everybody's been leering at me everywhere I go? Nah: They are NOT leering! ...They're celebrating our beautiful union. Brady: Ugh, I feel like I'm losing my mind here! There IS no beautiful union! And we ain't a "we"! Nah: You don't have to shout. ...Do you really hate me that much? Brady: I never said that! Nah: Then let's get married! Brady: Slow down, would ya?! I need a little time to think here! Nah: You're divorcing me?! Brady: SLOW DOWN! Nah: *Sniff* Used up and cast aside... Who will love poor Nah now? Brady: Nobody used up anybody! Quit sayin' stuff what gives people funny ideas! Nah: Oh! Remarriage, then? Brady: I have the worst headache of my life right now... Nah: Don't overexert yourself, Brady! You're in no condition to weather needless stress. Please, I'm too young to be a widow! Brady: Just... Can I have a minute here? A quiet one? Nah: Don't worry, darling. If it comes down to that, I'll use my dragonstone to transfer my own life force to you. Brady: ...Is that a thing? I didn't know you could do that. Nah: I've never tried it myself, but I heard my mother talk about it. She said it was the stone's true power. ...Probably? Brady: What was she, guessing?! Nah: Even if she were, I'll make it work. I'm prepared to give you half of my life. That's what love means to me. Brady: Cheese and peanuts, this manakete love is heavy! ...Still, it feels pretty good to know someone cares that much. Nah: Then let's tell everyone the ceremony's tonight! I always wanted to be an eight o' clock bride! Brady: Er, there ain't no chance I'm getting you to slow down on this, is there?