i wanna tell you a story. ain't got no characters in it but me. i wanna sing you a sad song. most of it i don't expect you to believe. it starts off just the whiskey and wine, miles of travel and some real good times. but it ends in a dark corridor, and there ain't no windows and there ain't no doors.
Brady: ...... Yarne: Something wrong, Brady? Brady: Yeah, I took a jab from a spear in the last battle. Hurts like the dickens. Don't suppose you've got some secret taguel wonder medicine, eh? Yarne: I do, actually. Well, it's not taguel, but it's good stuff regardless. Brady: And it really works? You ain't yankin' ol' Brady's chain here, yeah? Yarne: It works like a charm, though it smells like rotten socks. Then again, it's a secret recipe—so rotten socks may actually be an ingredient! Brady: I'll chug soiled undies if it makes this pain go away. Thanks, rabbit! *Glug, glug, glug* Yarne: Well? How's it feel? Brady: ...Sweet thunder! I can see the wound sewin' shut before my very eyes! Yarne: Well, if you ever need more, come see me. Nobody's better stocked on medicine than a hypochondriac. Oh, and be sure to get plenty of rest too. Maybe take it easy today? Brady: No can do. We got training exercises after this, remember? Yarne: Training or no, I'm not a fan of any activity where people swing sharp things at me. That's how accidents happen! Horrible, face-peeling accidents... And the fact that it's mostly safe also means it's slightly deadly! As the last of the taguel, I can't afford to risk it. Brady: If you go into battle without training at all, it'll be a lot more than slightly deadly! Now, c'mon! Stop flappin' yer gums and start movin' yer legs! Yarne: H-hey, wait! I told you, I'm not... HEY! Let go! Unhand me, brute!