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ブレディ ♫ brady ([personal profile] ultraviolins) wrote 2013-11-04 08:15 am (UTC)

● SUPPORT B

Severa: Oh, Brady!
Brady: What's wrong?
Severa: I'm so glad you're here! It's an emergency!
Brady: Are we under attack?!
Severa: Worse! I'm building the official S & B Society tent, and we're out of materials! Oh, it's just awful!
Brady: Just use one of the spare tents! We got plenty.
Severa: Ugh, no way! Our noble organization deserves better than plain, ugly canvas.
Brady: So whaddya want me to do about it?
Severa: Well, maybe we can start off with a spare after all...
Brady: Uh, what changed from a second ago when that was unacceptable?
Severa: Duh! Embellishments! We'll take a drab old tent and transform it into a palace. We'll need silks, and colorful lanterns, and fine, gilded tassels! Oh, and maybe some of those little hangy-bead thingies for the door!
Brady: You want all that on a stupid tent for two people?
Severa: It's not a stupid tent, and we are not just two people! We are the S&B Society!
Brady: This plan's startin' to rub my fur the wrong way...
Severa: I don't care about your fur, which you don't even have anyway! Here's your list. Go fetch everything on it, and then come back for more orders.
Brady: List? Let's see... Jumping jesters! I'll have to go to a big city to find half this stuff! Look at these quantities! Twenty tapestries? Thirty-five diamond-tipped canes? ...Forty-five golden bricks? Oh, come on! You can't even buy golden bricks! I think I need a drink...
Severa: Ooh! Thank you for reminding me. We'll be needing a nice set of teacups as well. Oh, and since I handled all the planning, you don't mind footing the bill, right?
Brady: You're dreaming, lady! We're splittin' the cost at the very least!
Severa: Hey, we voted on this, remember? I am the society president and CEO! ...You are the treasurer.
Brady: Being treasurer doesn't mean you pay for everything out of pocket!
Severa: Um, I think I know what a treasurer does, Brady. Gods! Hmm... Okay, so we'll also need some shelves for books and such...
Brady: Hey! ...Are you even listening to me? ...... Fine, I'll go see what I can get from the local markets. But you're paying me back for half! You here me, ya mooch?
Severa: Sure, sure. Off you go.
Brady: I knew this was a bad idea...

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