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ブレディ ♫ brady ([personal profile] ultraviolins) wrote 2013-11-04 09:01 pm (UTC)

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Avatar: Good, you're here. Let's get started, shall we? First, I have something for you.
Brady: What is it? A weight machine? A new practice sword? A fencin' dummy?
Avatar: It's a bowl of my secret soup!
Brady: What the hey does soup have to do with buildin' my cannons?
Avatar: It's a key part of the program. Now eat the whole bowl, please.
Brady: Soup ain't gonna do nothin' for nobody! ...Unless you put secret stuff in here, yeah?
Avatar: Only if you consider carrots, turnips, leeks, and pig trotters "secret stuff."
Brady: Just regular soup, huh? All right. Down the hatch, I guess... *slurp* EEEEEEEEW! What in blazes?! This tastes horrible!
Avatar: Oh, it's not that bad. ...There must be some reason you're still eating it, right?
Brady: *Slurp* It's kinda...addictive...even though...*slurp* ...it ain't tastin' better.
Avatar: You know why? Because it's full of nutrients that your body's been craving.
Brady: *Slurp* Yeah?
Avatar: That's right. I analyzed your likes and dislikes to customize the recipe for you. It wasn't easy, either. I was up half the night working on it.
Brady: Well, ain't you a peach? *sluuuuuurp*
Avatar: My pleasure. If you want results, sometimes you just have to work hard. All I ask in return is that you finish all of it...and there we are. All done!
Brady: Oh, yeah. I couldn't stop eating it...
Avatar: Well, Brady, I'm impressed. I'll make another batch right away. We'll fix your nutritional problems yet!
Brady: Heck, if eatin' that stuff will make me strong, I'll take a whole barrel!

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