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ブレディ ♫ brady ([personal profile] ultraviolins) wrote 2013-11-04 09:42 pm (UTC)

→ GAIUS

Gaius: Brady? Is that you?
Brady: Pop?! How in the hell...
Gaius: Sorry. Wrong Gaius. I'm here from another world. The divine dragon Naga sent me to help you.
Brady: She what? ...Hang on, I thought you were a thief. What kind of thief takes a job like this? Did she offer you money? Jewels? Pancakes? It must've been something good.
Gaius: Nope. No reward.
Brady: You're workin' for FREE? What kind of cheapskate goddess is she?
Gaius: What does it matter to you?
Brady: Well, actually, I wanted to find out your price so I could buy your services.
Gaius: What? I'm your father! You don't really think I'd charge you?
Brady: Huh? You just got finished sayin' you AIN'T my father. Look, just take your damned money or cookies or whatever and hear me out!
Gaius: Heh. I see not even hard times have softened up that hard head of yours. You remind me of your mother....Well, I can't work for you because YOU are gonna do a job for me.
Brady: Oh yeah? And what's that?
Gaius: You're gonna make it home to Ylisstol in one piece.
Brady: Pah! Who are you kiddin'? I don't need you to ask me to do that. I can do it myself!
Gaius: Aren't you gonna wait and see what the payment is? Do the job for me, and I'll go rescue your friends across the ravine.
Brady: Wha...But that's what...
Gaius: What you were going to pay ME for. You think I don't know you? Let's just hope they're in one piece. Well—two separate pieces. One piece would be awkward...If they are alive, I'll make sure they join you in Ylisstol soon.
Brady: You better not be trickin' me.
Gaius: Hey, let's not be mixing up thieves and liars here, huh?
Brady: ...All right. You got yourself a deal.
Gaius: Good. Now get moving. No son of mine is gonna slip up here....You make sure you get home safe.
Brady: I will....You watch yourself too, Pop. Yeah. I know it's you, even if you say it ain't.
Gaius: Don't you worry about me. I break locks, not promises.

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