i wanna tell you a story. ain't got no characters in it but me. i wanna sing you a sad song. most of it i don't expect you to believe. it starts off just the whiskey and wine, miles of travel and some real good times. but it ends in a dark corridor, and there ain't no windows and there ain't no doors.
Cynthia: Ooh, Brady! Brady: Wh-what? Didja find somethin' out? Cynthia: Yes! ...Wait, how did you know? And why do you look so suspicious? Brady: H-hey! I can't help it! I was born with this ugly mug, all right? Cynthia: Ha ha! Sorry, I didn't mean any offense. Brady: So, what did you find out? Cynthia: Oh, right! Remember my phantom helper out on the battlefield? Brady: The one with the smoke screen? Cynthia: It was Lissa! Brady: ...Oh. Really? Cynthia: ...That's it? I thought you'd be shocked. I mean, she's not exactly a likely suspect. Brady: No, I... I guess she's not. Cynthia: I asked her why, and she said it was because I'm a danger to myself! Can you believe that? Talk about rude! And who is she to talk? She's so spacey, she could outstare a statue! Brady: You're kind of a matched pair that way. Makes sense you'd help each other out. Cynthia: Hey! Don't you start, too! Brady: Sorry! Sorry... Cynthia: Mostly I'm just glad the mystery is solved. It's been plaguing me for ages! Brady: Er, but it's only been happening for a week or two at the mo— Cynthia: Oh, shoot! I forgot I promised to help with the supply run! Gotta dash! Bye! Brady: Er, see you later! ...Cynthia. (Cynthia leaves) Brady: And she thinks Lissa's the spacey one? Oh man, that's fresh! ...Well, at least she bought the ruse. Looks like I owe Lissa a dinner.