Brady: ......
Yarne: Something wrong, Brady?
Brady: Yeah, I took a jab from a spear in the last battle. Hurts like the dickens. Don't suppose you've got some secret taguel wonder medicine, eh?
Yarne: I do, actually. Well, it's not taguel, but it's good stuff regardless.
Brady: And it really works? You ain't yankin' ol' Brady's chain here, yeah?
Yarne: It works like a charm, though it smells like rotten socks. Then again, it's a secret recipe—so rotten socks may actually be an ingredient!
Brady: I'll chug soiled undies if it makes this pain go away. Thanks, rabbit! *Glug, glug, glug*
Yarne: Well? How's it feel?
Brady: ...Sweet thunder! I can see the wound sewin' shut before my very eyes!
Yarne: Well, if you ever need more, come see me. Nobody's better stocked on medicine than a hypochondriac. Oh, and be sure to get plenty of rest too. Maybe take it easy today?
Brady: No can do. We got training exercises after this, remember?
Yarne: Training or no, I'm not a fan of any activity where people swing sharp things at me. That's how accidents happen! Horrible, face-peeling accidents... And the fact that it's mostly safe also means it's slightly deadly! As the last of the taguel, I can't afford to risk it.
Brady: If you go into battle without training at all, it'll be a lot more than slightly deadly! Now, c'mon! Stop flappin' yer gums and start movin' yer legs!
Yarne: H-hey, wait! I told you, I'm not... HEY! Let go! Unhand me, brute!

Brady: YAAARNE!
Yarne: Gah?! Wh-What did I do?! Why are you so angry?
Brady: Don't play the sap with me! What was that sorry show you put on in the last battle?
Yarne: What? Er... I have no idea what you mean. Ha ha...ha... I was trying my...hardest?
Brady: Aw, go suck a lemon! You never got closer than 50 paces to the enemy! The rest of us are risking our necks! If yer that useless, why not stay home?!
Yarne: I am not useless! I could be really strong if I wanted to! Taguel are far better fighters than humans! You show me the enemy and I'll beat 'em! With...with one paw tied behind my back! Er...that is...if I weren't the last of my kind.I need to stay clear of danger and... You know. Stay alive. Keep the bloodline going?
Brady: It's always the same load of malarkey with you, ain't it?! You brag about how great the taguel are, but you never actually fight! How do you think that makes a guy like me feel? Huh?! I wish I could fight more than I do, but my body can't keep up! It ain't my fault I'm the least athletic guy in the history of the world... But that don't stop me from tryin'!
Yarne: Brady... A-All right... Fine.
Brady: "Fine" what?!
Yarne: Fine, I'll show you what I can do! Next battle, I'm out there! I'll prove once and for all I'm not just some coward!
Brady: Ha! If your promises were wooden nickels, I'd have a... Wait, that's not... Look, you know that means actually joinin' the front lines, yeah? I'll be watchin' to see how long it takes you to turn yellow. ...So impress me!
Yarne: M-Maybe I will!

Brady: Hey, Yarne! I saw ya out there on the field!
Yarne: ...And? How was I?
Brady: Pretty amazin'! You really held your own!
Yarne: Heh, stop. You'll make me blush!
Brady: Took ya long enough to get serious, but it was worth all the badgering. Now ya just have to keep it up. No more runnin' from the front lines!
Yarne: Wait, what?
Brady: You're tough when you actually bother to fight, yeah? So I'm sayin' you need to make every battle a repeat of today!
Yarne: Er, I don't... That was a one-time thing. I was just proving a point! I thought I could go back to...you know? NOT proving a point?
Brady: You realize we're still at war here, right? Don't make me slap an endangered species!
Yarne: N-No, wait! I just... I just think all my fallen ancestors would be angry if I risked the life of the last taguel!
Brady: You're gonna have a lot more than angry ghosts to worry about here in a sec!
Yarne: Gah! Quit yelling at me! You're freaking me out! Stress is bad for the heart! Are you trying to kill me?!
Brady: Don't tempt me, bunny! And seriously, did you completely miss what I meant before?!
Yarne: ...Did I?
Brady: You want to talk about your ancestors? Fine! Let's take a look!
Yarne: Huh?
Brady: The taguel are natural born fighters, yeah? So what does that tell ya? They've been fightin' for generations! They valued strength above all in their partners! Fightin' ain't just how they survived, it's who they were! It's your heritage! As the last inheritor of that legacy, ain't it your job to make sure THAT don't die?!
Yarne: ......
Brady: Wheh... Got a little hot under the collar there.
Yarne: ...But you're right. I guess somewhere along the way, I lost sight of what I was trying to protect. No more running. I'll muster up my courage and face life head-on! ...Ish.
Brady: THAT'S IT! IT'S SLAPPIN' TIME!
Yarne: H-Hey, I'm not going to change into a whole new person overnight! I'll give it my best shot, but I'm sure there will still be times I want to run and hide.
Brady: Well, I guess I can stick around to light a fire under that tail of yours when ya do!
Yarne: Thanks, Brady. I'll be counting on you to do just that!
Brady: Oh, it'll be my pleasure, rabbit.

Yarne: I...I'm gonna go EXTINCT!
Brady: Buh?! What gives, Yarne? What's all the commotion about?
Yarne: This can't be happening! I'm feeling extra, EXTRA endangered right now!
Brady: Would you give it a rest already?! Yer gonna make me go deaf here.
Yarne: I c-can't help it! This is supposed to be a festival! Who lets MONSTERS into a festival?!
Brady: It ain't like they rolled out the welcome carpet. Simmer down.
Yarne: Simmer down? SIMMER DOWN?! Festivals are supposed to be fun! And safe! Very, very safe! Th-This is not safe! At all!
Brady: Hey, if it's buggin' ya that much, shut yer trap and start fightin' already!
Yarne: B-But I came here to enjoy the festivities! Not to fight...
Brady: *Sigh* Look, if ya wanna enjoy the party, yer gonna have to clean up the mess first. Now quit screamin' and complainin' and get out there. Yeesh.
Yarne: J-Just...just shut up, Brady!
Brady: Haw?! That's my line, you furball!
Yarne: You don't know what it's like! What I'm feeling right now! All my hopes and dreams for just one day's peace, dashed to bits! Ugh, just...forget it!

—Yarne leaves—

Brady: Wha—? Hey, wait! Man, what got into him? He looked like he was on the verge of tears...

Yarne: *Sniff...*
Brady: There you are. Yarne, why are you so hung up on this festiv— Wait, you ARE crying!
Yarne: N-No, I'm not!
Brady: Then who put all the tears and snot on your face?
Yarne: Th-The wind blew something into my eye! ...And nose!
Brady: *Sigh* All right, fine. Look—here. Dry your eyes with this.
Yarne: O-Okay... *HOOONK!*
Brady: Argh, FOUL! Who blows their nose into another guy's handkerchief?!
Yarne: ...Much better, thank you.
Brady: Yeesh... Anyway, what gives? Why are you so upset?
Yarne: It's just...I've always dreamed of going to a festival. We didn't have anything like that when we were kids, you know?
Brady: I guess not.
Yarne: So it... I guess it became like a symbol of peace for me. Of a better world. I always wanted to go to one. To live in a world that had them. So when I heard we were going to one today, I just got so excited...
Brady: And now yer crushed because it fell through.
Yarne: Y-Yeah... Even if it IS in an Outrealm. I still really wanted to experience one...
Brady: I hear ya, but...that don't justify gettin' all weepy like the world was endin'.
Yarne: B-But it was really important to me!
Brady: Look, once the war ends, we'll have plenty of time for festivals in our world. All we gotta do is hurry up and go end it.
Yarne: W-Well, yeah, but...that's a lot easier said than done...
Brady: Maybe, but it'll come a lot quicker if ya actually fight instead of just whine.
Yarne: Urk... B-But I might—
Brady: Hey, give yourself some credit! You're not goin' extinct to the likes of these guys! Let's get this mess cleaned up here so we can get back to fixin' our world, yeah? Then we can throw all the festivals you want.
Yarne: Brady... O-Okay, no more whining. I'm gonna try my best!
Brady: That's the spirit! Now let's get some revenge on these party crashers!
Yarne: Yeah!