Kjelle: We begin today. Are you ready?
Brady: Just tell me what to do and it's done!
Kjelle: First, run over to there and back.
Brady: Er, over...where? Ain't nothin' but open field here to the horizon.
Kjelle: Yes, I know. I want you to run until you reach the horizon.
Brady: Er, wait. Don't the horizon move around depending on where ya stand?
Kjelle: Look, just run until you can't see me anymore, all right? And if I can see you when you turn around, you have to start over!
Brady: Clear day like today, I can see halfway to forever! You expect me to run that?!
Kjelle: We can't start the fun stuff until you've built up some endurance. All right, off you go. Five laps.
Brady: ...This dame's crazy! It'll be dark before I'm done!
Kjelle: I heard that! ...And no one's forcing you. If you don't like it, quit.
Brady: Fine! I'm goin', I'm goin'! *Pant* *huff* I...I lost my lunch about a dozen times, but I did it!
Kjelle: Good. Next we'll have you do squats while carrying one of those sandbags.
Brady: *Huff* *pant* Ya mean this thing? It weighs more than I do! And don't I get a break first?
Kjelle: Winded already? This is still just the warm-up.
Brady: Ya gotta be kiddin'! I'm dying here!
Kjelle: Then quit.
Brady: Rrrgh, no. I'm fine! Great! I could do this all day, dammit!
Kjelle: Better. For today, just do a thousand reps. We'll raise that by a hundred a day.
Brady: I... I don't even know what to cry about anymore... It's all just... I don't even... Oooooone...thousand! I...did it... I'm...finally done... Now...I can...die in peace...
Kjelle: How many deaths does that make today? Honestly, where do you find the time? Next is push-ups. One thousand. ...While holding the sandbag.
Brady: What does that even mean?!