i wanna tell you a story. ain't got no characters in it but me. i wanna sing you a sad song. most of it i don't expect you to believe. it starts off just the whiskey and wine, miles of travel and some real good times. but it ends in a dark corridor, and there ain't no windows and there ain't no doors.
5th-Feb-2020 11:11 pm
This is a reference post for Brady's support dialogues. In order to reflect my decision to play him as an only child, the conversations where he's the son of either Chrom or Robin/My Unit (and thus Lucina/Morgan's sibling and Owain's cousin) won't be included in this post. I also default to playing him without any romantic attachments, but his Rank S supports with the second generation girls will be included for my convenience should that kind of development occur in a meme/game/PSL.
Brady: *Gasp* *pant*... D-dying... I'm dying! Kjelle: Did I say you could stop? Every time you say you're dying, I'm adding a hundred squats. That's eight hundred for today. ...So far. Brady: Kjelle... Please... Just ten—no, five minutes! If I don't take a break, I'm gonna cease to be alive in a very literal sense! Kjelle: ...Five minutes. Brady: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Kjelle: And this is still just endurance training! I'd say combat training's a long ways off. Brady: H-hey, hold on! Look, I may not be the quickest cat around, but ya can't just back out on me! Kjelle: Who said anything about backing out? I'm in this for the long haul. Even if you try to change your mind. Brady: ...You're a sadist. Kjelle: An impressed sadist, though. To tell you the truth, I didn't think you'd stick it out. And seeing you vomit like that makes me want to train all the harder. Brady: ...Dammit. Kjelle: Huh? Brady: How am I ever supposed to get stronger than you if you keep upping the pace? How am I ever supposed to make ya love me if I can't... Um... Er... Kjelle: I beg your pardon? Brady: Look, it's obvious you'd never go for some string bean what's weaker than you. But just gimme time! I'll turn into someone who can match ya yet! Kjelle: ...... Brady: Aaaah, for the love'a clams, tell me it ain't too late to take all that back! I ain't gonna open my big yapper again, I swear! So please just forget what I said. Kjelle: You think I didn't know? Brady: What?! Since when? Kjelle: People don't work as hard as you did for no reason. For all your whining, you always did what I told you, and you never missed a day. Add in the fact that you insisted I be the one to train you, and it's pretty obvious. Brady: Dammit, I'm so stupid! Way to go there, Brady! Muckin' up the works as usual! Kjelle: Oh, I don't know. I think it's charming. ...And you're right. Brady: I am? Wait, about what? Kjelle: That you don't exactly qualify as you are right now. But you've got talent and guts and time. ...And an excellent coach. I said I'd rebuild you from scratch, right? May as well make you into my perfect man! And then, on the day you best me, we'll become the world's strongest couple! Brady: Heh, all right! I can dig a challenge like that! Kjelle: Good! By the way, your five minutes are up. Get back to work! Brady: Hey, that don't count! We was talkin', not restin'!