Brady: *Pant, pant, wheeze* Need...air...HAAA...ngh...*sputter, pant* D-Dammit...
Avatar: Brady, what's the matter?
Brady: Ain't *pant* n-nothin' *pant* matter *wheeze*...
Avatar: I thought you were out training with the rest of the troops?
Brady: Well duh, that's EXACTLY *cough* what I was doin'. So get off my back!
Avatar: You overdid it, didn't you?
Brady: Sh-shut yer yapper!
Avatar: Do you need a glass of water? Or maybe a damp towel would help?
Brady: N-No... I'm perfectly... *cough* fine. Dammit...gotta get back there...rest of 'em...learnin' stuff...gettin' ahead of me... Gotta...train...more...*sniff*...
Avatar: Er, Brady. Are you crying?
Brady: I SAID shut yer *sniff* yapper. I NEVER cry, yeah?!
Avatar: I think you're being much too hard on yourself here, Brady. You have to understand, you're already an important part of this army. Look, here's a handkerchief. Why don't you blow your nose?
Brady: That ain't snot, it's tears! I don't need ya wipin' my nose like a sap, see?
Avatar: But you never cry, yeah?
Brady: You ain't nearly as nice as everyone says you is.
Avatar: I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't tease. But seriously, Brady. Are you really so desperate to get stronger?
Brady: Well, yeah. Of course I am. It's pretty much all I care about.
Avatar: Then let me help you.
Brady: What, I'm supposed to just have you drill me? Teach me to fight better? You?
Avatar: Basically, yes.
Brady: Yeah, well...I suppose that's...fine. Do what ya gotta do.
Avatar: Then it's settled! Excellent...

Avatar: Well, Brady. Ready to begin training? It's time we toughened you up.
Brady: Yeah, I guess. Where do we start?
Avatar: First thing we need to do is work on your habits off the battlefield.
Brady: Huh? What's that got to do with fightin' and gettin' strong?
Avatar: It has everything to do with it, actually. Your problem is a lack of stamina. We have to make sure the basics are covered before we get into combat.
Brady: Sounds like a buncha malarkey if ya ask me, but whatever.
Avatar: Now, folks tell me that you're rather picky when it comes to food...
Brady: Yeah, I guess. Ain't everyone?
Avatar: If you want to get stronger, you can't just eat the things you like. You need a balanced diet, with a full spectrum of nutrients and vitamins.
Brady: What, ya mean like equal parts beef AND pork...?
Avatar: No, I mean meat, grains, fruits and veggies and dairy. Oh, and no more late nights. A dissolute lifestyle leads to all kinds of health problems.
Brady: Fine, fine. So if I eat right and go to bed early, that'll make me strong?
Avatar: It won't happen overnight, but little by little, you'll find your stamina improving.
Brady: Gettin' good at fightin' sure has a lot less fightin' than I thought. A bit borin' ain't it?
Avatar: If you don't want to hear my advice, I so have other things I could be doing...
Brady: Oh, no, no! I ain't complainin'! I'll stick to yer program like glue.

Avatar: Good, you're here. Let's get started, shall we? First, I have something for you.
Brady: What is it? A weight machine? A new practice sword? A fencin' dummy?
Avatar: It's a bowl of my secret soup!
Brady: What the hey does soup have to do with buildin' my cannons?
Avatar: It's a key part of the program. Now eat the whole bowl, please.
Brady: Soup ain't gonna do nothin' for nobody! ...Unless you put secret stuff in here, yeah?
Avatar: Only if you consider carrots, turnips, leeks, and pig trotters "secret stuff."
Brady: Just regular soup, huh? All right. Down the hatch, I guess... *slurp* EEEEEEEEW! What in blazes?! This tastes horrible!
Avatar: Oh, it's not that bad. ...There must be some reason you're still eating it, right?
Brady: *Slurp* It's kinda...addictive...even though...*slurp* ...it ain't tastin' better.
Avatar: You know why? Because it's full of nutrients that your body's been craving.
Brady: *Slurp* Yeah?
Avatar: That's right. I analyzed your likes and dislikes to customize the recipe for you. It wasn't easy, either. I was up half the night working on it.
Brady: Well, ain't you a peach? *sluuuuuurp*
Avatar: My pleasure. If you want results, sometimes you just have to work hard. All I ask in return is that you finish all of it...and there we are. All done!
Brady: Oh, yeah. I couldn't stop eating it...
Avatar: Well, Brady, I'm impressed. I'll make another batch right away. We'll fix your nutritional problems yet!
Brady: Heck, if eatin' that stuff will make me strong, I'll take a whole barrel!